artlefty:

larkspurious:

clowncarpileup:

My goal is to chill as hard as possible. Then die in an explosion

@artlefty

You right

strawberryamanita:

A non-binary robot with if/then pronouns. Is this anything

sinothetimes:

tiktoks-for-tired-tots:

I think what really makes this is that his American accent is perfect, he clearly has no issues with English, it’s just that the way we spell words is complete bullshit.

chthonicillness:

evilscientist3:

goth-emo-mezzo-soprano:

mickjustmademylist:

fucking. what?

I feel like this picture really gives it context

you know how it is with spaghetti

?????

rat-presenting:

You ever just wake up from an incredibly graphic and realistic nightmare that was a pure psychological horror based on your own personal phobias and trauma and just roll over like “aw shit I got too hot last night I guess.” And then make toast like you didn’t just experience the nine circles of hell before 9 am

smol-fangirl-bean:

kragehund-again:

kragehund-again:

really digging the trend of posting super tiny toddlers in massive fur coats. bonus points when they are accompanied by a doggy or perhaps a kitty.

i will never know the fuzzy warmth these siberian children are feeling

Here’s one that I saved awhile ago

disteal:

disteal:

i love having adult horse girl friends. I’ll send them a 100x100px crunchy ass jpeg of a random brown horse and be like “thought of u🐴” and I can literally feel their sims relationship bar fill up in real time

Rly felt compelled to capture this before bed

naamahdarling:

buc-eebarnes:

chaifootsteps:

cargopantsman:

callmebliss:

fanficmemes:

fanficmemes:

fanficmemes:

Anybody else got that Evergiven sized writers block

“Where’s the next chapter?!” Well buddy you’re never gonna guess

What’s the comic sans trick?

#i feel like someone just asked me to eat dirt for my health

wingdings’ true purpose as a font

Wingdings holy shit some of y'all are on a whole different level of galaxy wizard brain batshittery and I am in awe.

danispookypumpkin:

her0-se7en:

Concerned Ape knows what’s up

HEY THIS IS FUCKING GREAT BUT YOU LEFT OUT THE BEST GODDAM PART

DAVID LYNCH IS THE OTHER EXCEPTION AND I AM FUCKING LIVING FOR IT.

mclennonyaoi:

mclennonyaoi:

this is the funniest piece of graffiti i’ve ever seen. thank you mr two pens

calware:

greenflamethegf:

There could littlerly be a huge meteorite about to crash into earth and kill everyone. Yet ya all would just point at it and say “chiken little refrance” or some shit like that

sainamoonshine:

cacti-senpai:

ruinikaidoexplodedbadly:

they said

Everyone on twitter immediately devolved into screaming “TAKE THAT MONEY OUT OF PAYPAL THIS IS A DISASTER WAITING TO HAPPEN” when they saw that post lmao

prokopetz:

ahdok:

sindri42:

sindri42:

redrepose:

captainsnoop:

i hate it when game devs put “fixed several issues” in patch notes 

no. tell me what you fixed. i wanna know what the glitch was.

you know those patch notes that are like “fixed an issue where if the player sat in a bush for too long, they’d become the size of a skyscraper” 

i wanna read those. tell me those. 

Adjusted value of Bees. Now that was a special one… because every item in the game had a minimum value, and a beehive was a container for bees, which each had a minimum value… which meant the moment one of your dwarves picked up a beehive, your entire fortress’ net worth skyrocketed… a value used in determining how powerful the foes that visit and try to murder you are.

Reblogging for the explanation of what “adjusted value of bees” actually means, because I know several folks following this blog have been wondering.