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grinningmoonlight:

m-a-g-i-c-m-u-s-h-r-o-o-m:

cactuseeds:

this is
oh my god
didn’t even see it was
moVING

If you look hard enough, you can see a bird flying.

shit son trying to find the bird flying is like the new where’s waldo

grinningmoonlight:

m-a-g-i-c-m-u-s-h-r-o-o-m:

cactuseeds:

this is

oh my god

didn’t even see it was

moVING

If you look hard enough, you can see a bird flying.

shit son trying to find the bird flying is like the new where’s waldo

(Source: aztec-jungle)

shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

(Source: samthewilson)

aphkiku:

BLESS THIS TRIO

aphkiku:

BLESS THIS TRIO

dyerrmaker:

darthjader:

I think vladamir putin looks like max from max & ruby


Oh my god

dyerrmaker:

darthjader:

I think vladamir putin looks like max from max & ruby

Oh my god

the best swedish insults

useless-swedenfacts:

  • skitstövel = shit boot
  • träskalle = wood head
  • puttefnask = no direct translation; a physically small prostitute
  • snorvalp = snot puppy

lyriciss:

My first rap battle.

(Source: istillgotmymoney)

crabparty:

my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming

bemusedlybespectacled:

chiltonomics:

vimmuse:

He just moved here from 1943.

If you’re from 1943, why don’t you look old? OH MY GOD, TONY, YOU CAN’T JUST ASK SOMEONE WHY THEY DON’T LOOK OLD

"Do you wanna do something fun? Wanna go get schwarma?"
"I can’t go get schwarma, I’m on an all-carb diet! GOD, Tony, you’re so stupid!"

aos-skimmons:

that-big-gay-impala:

THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL

woman mothers.

aos-skimmons:

that-big-gay-impala:

THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL

woman mothers.

(Source: teallikethecolor)

shouldnt:

MAYBE THE GREATEST POST EVER

shouldnt:

MAYBE THE GREATEST POST EVER

fuckeduphannibalcomics:

Cannibalism isn’t Hannibal’s only side hobby

dotfish:

sohoku’s uniforms are the ugliest things on this planet

dotfish:

sohoku’s uniforms are the ugliest things on this planet

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eowyyyn:

looking at the new botfa posters like