Girl are you a girl because youre a girl
now taking applications for my gang, please have your mum sign your permission slip and return it in by next wednesday
are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?
math problem: if i have 6 oatmeal raisin cookies how pissed off am i that they’re not chocolate chip
The limit does not exist
The Four Humors.
1 & 2. Sanguine: too much blood, passionate, bold, impulsive
3 & 4. Melancholic: too much black bile, depressed, anxious,moody
5 & 6. Choleric: too much yellow bile, irritable, hostile, bitter
7 & 8. Phlegmatic: too much phlegm, passive, introvert, rational
when you and your friend say the same thing at the same time
my camera roll is full of pink sunsets
"you’re all posers" i say to the models. they are very good at their job