(Source: hilarioushumorfromouterspace)

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

doggosource:

pupper meets ice

This has the same energy of that video of Chris Hemsworth taking sips of soup and between sips going, “It’s hot”, “It’s still hot”

silver-boots:

steadfast:

vampireapologist:

You all, fools: *getting tattoos based on the ancient tattoos they find on bog mummies and the other ancient dead that for all you know will bind you to a forgotten god that now by all rights has a claim on your life for better or for worse*

Me, and intellectual: *doesnt fucking do that*

A forgotten god cannot run my life any worse than I am currently running it myself.

Bog mummy take the wheel

lesbie-vague:

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high quality

volnixshin:

starfleetrambo:

I had a dream I went to class but only a few people were there. When I asked one of them (a guy who was just staring blankly at the chalkboard) where the rest were, he only said “they’re all awake”. 

When I woke up, I realized I overslept and missed my first class.

Purgatory class is in session

theevilsnuffleupagus:

alignment chart based on which piece of high school english class literature you actually enjoyed

(Source: vandarboobens)

incorrect-peter-parker:

benepla:

i think you know i had to do it to em is like too powerful. it’s been a meme for 2 years and has evolved and change so much over time. i feel like he’ll be everywhere forever. he literally did it to us

samephonewhothis:

frawgs:

frawgs:

i just saw my cousin on tinder can i die shes gonna know i’m gay

WAIT THAT MEANS

madeofgloves:

temporalteardrop:

Hey who wants to see something cursed

@unorganizedgarbage

autumnhobbit:

worst part of adulthood so far is definitely the fact that people have the ability to contact me and i have to respond in a timely manner

drkshdwbnch:

dubious-dyke:

drkshdwbnch:

c3po:

fool me once: umm okey..

fool me twice: wtf o_O

fool me three times i piss so hard it rips

w..what rips

😎

(Source: kontrazvedka)